Jade Emperor Training System

You can get hit by a car even without running a red light. Can you believe it? Somehow, I ended up with the title of Jade Emperor. Well, an acting position, but I have to earn enough merit to make it permanent! What? You want to know what it means to earn enough merit? I have to rack up a trillion merit points within a hundred years. That's not even that much, just twenty or thirty million a day! But damn it, what are these Outland Demons you mentioned? They eat people, and can devour over a million in one sitting! "Mommy, I'm scared!!"