Super Phone

What happens when a broke college loser, a knockoff phone on its ninth owner, and a clever little sprite from the future are brought together by a twist of fate?

Broke kid: Standing atop Mount Fuji, gazing up at the stars at a forty-five-degree angle, he sinks into gloomy thought. “Good grief, I made another billion today. What should I buy tomorrow? This is such a headache!”

Knockoff phone: I may be old, and I may be beat-up, but I can transform! First form! Second form! Minor transformation! Major transformation! There's nothing I can't do.

Future sprite: Damn, what bad luck! I transmigrated through time and space to this awful Earth, and now I'm stuck with a penniless little master. How can I be this unlucky? Still, at least I can upgrade, and I have all kinds of magical apps. I'm the all-purpose Doraemon!

Broke kid, knockoff phone, future sprite: Let's merge with all we've got and forge an incredibly badass life together!