We've Been Through These Four Years Together

Literary version introduction: Four years of college will be the most memorable days in our lives. I would like to thank my brothers, sisters, classmates, teachers, lovers, and rivals for accompanying me through these four years. I would like to write this article to commemorate my lost four years of youth! "Brother, I can help you fight, chase girls, and answer questions for you, but I can't help you cheat, because... I still want to copy you!" "It is estimated that the average score of the class in this final exam is around 80. Some students who usually perform better in class may score more than 90. Of course, there will be a few people who fail the class, but I guess it is not everyone here, but those students who did not come to class today. Okay, let's start the roll call." A domineering girlfriend, a naughty brother, and a weird teacher make up this miserable college life. Introduction to the second version: Fuck! Finished college?