The Unlucky One Plays Online

After reading The Misfortune God’s Online Gaming Adventures, I came to feel deeply that humanity advances through twists and turns, and that we unlucky souls must press on through hardship. As one of the unfortunate, we must understand the history of our struggles. We have weathered countless hardships over the ages and washed away millennia of humiliation. Now we must straighten the steel-hard backs forged through thousands of years of wind, snow, and rain, and open wide the broad chest of the Misfortune God. Our giant of the Unlucky clan, Hao Shuai, will eventually conquer the world. Though the road traveled by the unlucky is lined with hostile thorns, friendly flowers bloom along it, too. We have taken the first successful step along this broad but uneven path, yet we must remember that every unlucky soul needs a basic sense of self-respect, self-reliance, and pride. Without these, can the Unlucky clan conquer the world? No. Someone who has not yet learned to stand has no right to set out and conquer it. The waves behind drive the waves ahead, while the ones in front are left stranded on the shore. Before long, we will take the torch from the unlucky souls who came before us and keep marching toward the world, for tomorrow and for a brighter future. We will follow this road of misfortune all the way to the end! Oh, sorry. The passage above is Crazy Pig fooling around while practicing elementary-school essays. Please read the actual story.