My Brothers in Crime

A certain rich and handsome man sees a young woman and says, “Young lady.”

The young woman snaps, “I’ll blow your head off!”

The rich and handsome man scoffs. “Young lady, do you think you’re playing CrossFire?”

The young woman calmly replies, “I can’t hire anyone, you know!”

The rich and handsome man says, “All the men you hire are lechers!”

The young woman is even calmer. “Then I’ll hire you. How much? Name your price!”