A Love for the Farmhouse Life

I caught up with the transmigration trend right on time. Who knew that a little farmhouse could be full of trouble? Luckily, I'm steadfast and have always known what I want. I farm a little, earn a little, play with the kids, and enjoy a pretty good life. I've also got a special skill: a quick read of your fortune, and I can tell you, sir, disaster is coming your way. But why are you nodding in deep agreement and hinting that I'm the “disaster”? I'm no good at writing blurbs, so all you ladies out there, come on in!