The Farming Beauty

This lousy place is at war every day. Why the hell are you fighting? There’s no food in the apocalypse, and now I transmigrate here only to starve too? I’m about to lose it! What good is a space if all I can do is grow a few carrots and potatoes? I need grain! I want grain! All of you, get out there and farm properly. That’s how we’re going to make our fortune. Hey, you lunatic, don’t get in the way of my farming. Go stand somewhere else. Leave someone alone for three days and they’ll start climbing onto the roof! I’ll show you. Just wait till I get my hoe, I’ll knock you cross-eyed. You idiot, have you gathered all my soybeans and corn yet? If you haven’t, what am I supposed to eat? You? All of you have such strong opinions, and you’re holding up my big plan to get rich. Stop acting cute. I’ll provide for myself with my own two hands!