So What If I'm a Zombie?

Xiao Feng is just a timid zombie. Ever since she regained her memories, she’s been running from the humans hunting her. Sometimes she thinks she might be the most pathetic zombie in the world.

“I can’t have children.”

“That’s okay. I don’t like kids either. I’m happy with just the two of us.”

“I’m older than you.”

“So what? We’re both immortal old fogeys anyway. That little age gap doesn’t matter.”

“I’m a zombie.”

“So what if you’re a zombie? I’m a zombie with no heart, lungs, liver, or spleen myself. I’m glad you’re a zombie. I wouldn’t want you if you weren’t one!”

“I...”

“Whatever else is bothering you, just tell me. I’ll take care of it.”

“...”