Master, Come Into My Bowl

Qiyue: Liuhuo, are you the male lead?

Liuhuo: Author, am I the male lead?

Author: “Well, you are...”

Young Master Su, Youyou Rehuo, Bite of an Apple, and Mancheng Fengliu all glare at the author and ask in unison: Then, author, am I the male lead?

The author crouches in a corner, drawing circles: Damn it! You’re all male leads!

Everyone cheers!

The author gets up and chants Amitabha: Do you know who the heroine is?

Everyone answers, eyes wide as bells: No.

The author looks at them kindly: Qiyue!

Everyone scatters: I don’t want to be the male lead anymore...

Qiyue roars: Damn it! All of you, get back here!

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