Master, Come Into My Bowl

Qiyue: Liuhuo, are you the male lead? Liuhuo: Author, am I the male lead? Author: “Well, you are...” Young Master Su, Youyou Rehuo, Bite of an Apple, and Mancheng Fengliu all glare at the author and ask in unison: Then, author, am I the male lead? The author crouches in a corner, drawing circles: Damn it! You’re all male leads! Everyone cheers! The author gets up and chants Amitabha: Do you know who the heroine is? Everyone answers, eyes wide as bells: No. The author looks at them kindly: Qiyue! Everyone scatters: I don’t want to be the male lead anymore... Qiyue roars: Damn it! All of you, get back here! Welcome to the pit. Quality guaranteed.