The Tang Dynasty's Demon Doctor

I’m just a little demon,

searching for the path to the Great Way.

Unfortunately, I can’t choose Confucianism, take refuge in Buddhism, or discuss the Dao.

Those three schools don’t like demons. They only care about seizing the Great Tang I love.

After thinking it over, I can only drag the hundred schools of thought down a bit and try my hand at medicine.

I believe that if I can make this profession thrive, those who look down on demons will go crazy.

Don’t believe me?

Heh heh heh, that’s all right,

because I’m going to give the Great Tang I love a proper operation.