I Sell My Art, Not My Body

Impulsiveness is the devil. Women make men impulsive, so women are the devil!

You can’t rely on women any more than you can rely on a tree to walk!

I’m a bodyguard. I sell my skills, not my body!

You’re nothing but a bragging zombie with skin thicker than a city wall, scrounging for free food and drink everywhere. You’d better get back to hauling bricks at a construction site!