Your Majesty, I Have Come to Pay My Respects

[People of the nation, I am your new king, the greatest person in this country. You must obey my orders and never oppose my rule. Anyone who dares defy me will have their entire family sentenced to death! That is all.] Fan looked proudly at the first nationwide proclamation he had just finished. Five seconds later, Miss Alicia carried out the freshly issued proclamation's execution by dismemberment. This is the story of a fool amusing himself in a strange world and entertaining the masses along the way.