Happy Event

A certain woman was deep in thought and murmured to herself, "This one is young, that one is considerate, the other one is rich... Which one should I choose?" A certain man gritted his teeth and said, "Slut, do you think I'm dead?" A certain woman blinked in confusion and asked, "I would like to ask, may I ask... Who... Are you...?" A certain man vomited three liters of blood and said angrily, "I am your husband!" "Old... Father... Are you sure?"