The Golden Husband and Silver Wife

Play the zither? No, but I know how to flirt.

Play chess? No, but I know how to poison someone.

Calligraphy? No, but I know how to tie up hair.

Painting? No, but I know how to talk nonsense.

Write poetry? No, but I know how to get myself killed.

Cook? No, but I know how to argue.

You say I'm good for nothing, but can you do the things I can?

From afar, she's Xiaolongnu; up close, she's still Xiaolongnu: beautiful and delicate on the outside.

Cheaters get dumped. Men with three wives and four concubines get dumped. Those who play the field get dumped. And those who can't let go of their many lovers and cling on in a sickly, lovey-dovey mess get dumped.

A beautiful Treasure Island, a reborn girl, and a story that has to be told.

This book is shallow: nothing but handsome men and beautiful women, and nothing but romance.

Enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk.