You Bandit

“Stealing is a discipline, robbery is an aesthetic, and only those without an artistic sensibility confuse petty thieves with master robbers!” A modern master of the aesthetics of theft is visiting the World Trade Center when he is caught in the 9/11 attacks. After waking up, he discovers that he has arrived in a remote little mountain village where not even birds defecate or chickens lay eggs, and there is nothing left to steal. But that is not all: “Heavens, can someone tell me what this country's law is? What do you mean by ‘the crime of theft is equal to murder’!” Completed works: Smiling Lightly at the Dust and Vampires, Don't Run