The School Beauty's Personal Expert

Ordinary people: The light bulb is broken, I will buy a light bulb. Ordinary writer: The light bulb in the bedroom broke, so I got on my little cotton to buy a light bulb. Fishman: The light bulb in the super luxurious and awesome villa at home is broken. The nanny because she ran away with the security guard, she has to buy the light bulb herself. We drove into the limited edition Rolls-Royce, the only one of 10 in China, and then went to the largest shopping mall in the world to buy light bulbs. On the road, I met a certain civilian school beauty who was bullied by gangsters. I sent the school beauty home Shui Zhang. The little gangster comes to fetch water for a chapter. Chapter 1: Curing the illness of the school beauty's parents . The school beauty said she was not worthy of him. Another heroine saw him getting jealous with the school beauty. The little gangster seeks out his elder brother for revenge. Another chapter. The protagonist takes the initiative to go to the bar to fight with his elder brother, and sees the jealous heroine being teased and teased. After beating Big Brother, another chapter is about water. After eating, drinking and having fun with the jealous heroine , the heroine confessed that she had a fiancé arranged by her family and it was another chapter . The family's fiancé found someone to beat the male protagonist for another chapter. The ones who came to meet the male protagonist were those little gangsters with a lot of sex. It's the birthday of someone in the heroine's family. The hero accompanies the heroine to congratulate her and meets the heroine's fiancé. The heroine's fiancé crazily tramples on the male protagonist, another chapter. The male protagonist revealed his identity and it was another chapter. From then on, I lived a mediocre parallel writing career. The second generation of water people. (Attachment: Live demonstration of common routines in school belle novels) (Attachment: Are light bulbs and other things forgotten when they are wet?)

This year is 3017. My family has inherited a mysterious mission from our ancestors. From the moment I was born, I have shouldered this mission. "Persistence! Patience! Pray!" These are the words I hear most within the family. I asked my grandfather: "What mysterious mission do we have?" My grandfather said tremblingly: "We are guarding a precious treasure! My grandfather's grandfather said that this treasure can extend our lives." But I am not yet a minor, so I don't know what the so-called treasure is. Life is always a torment, and I desperately want to know. When I finally came of age, my grandfather showed me this precious treasure of our family. "Oh?" What was displayed in front of me was an ancient mobile phone. I'm a little confused, isn't this an antique from centuries ago? Nowadays, humans have used cores implanted in the brain, and the transmission and application of information can be completed only by the brain. Although it is an antique, it is not worthy of our family protecting it from generation to generation. Grandpa seemed to see my doubts. "Child, what do you think it looks like?" "An old antique, an old mobile phone." "Yes, that's not right either." Grandpa clicked on the screen, which displayed an introduction screen for the novel (The School Beauty's Personal Expert). "This, isn't this a novel? What's more, it was written many centuries ago. Is this a so-called treasure?" "My child, you are still too young." Grandfather said with a smile. "This is the secret of our family's longevity." Grandfather said thiefly. "The secret of longevity?? Really?? Such nonsense?" I was confused. "My grandfather lived for 140 years and guarded it for 122 years. My grandfather's grandfather lived for 137 years and guarded it for 119 years. And I am 100 years old this year. It is conservatively estimated that I still have thirty or forty years of life. My child, treasures must not be desecrated." Grandfather looked proud. "Did you see that four-character serialization? As long as it doesn't change, our family will be able to live forever." I somewhat believe that my family's longevity is indeed related to the treasures we protect. The only way to live longer is to pray that the four characters that are being serialized do not change. "What if these four words change?" This is what I am most worried about. "No, it's impossible. If it really changes, our family may not be able to live longer." Grandfather's face looked a little ugly. Change was the last thing he wanted to see. I sighed, a little worried about our family. But fortunately, 100 years have passed, and I already have a family full of descendants. Then, I pray that even if it takes another 10 centuries, my descendants will always see the four characters serialized, so that they can live long and healthy.

I have been following this book since I was in junior high school. Now that I have graduated from college, this book is still being serialized, which makes me feel suffocated! If I get married in the future and this book is still serialized, I will come back and complain again 😆

An old man said to his son before he died that he must burn it for me after he finished his book. The son agreed with tears in his eyes. Many years later, an old man knelt in front of the grave and cried loudly, Dad, I can't do it.

Three ways of writing novels 1. How a novice author writes: I put the battery into the flashlight. 2. The writing method of several books I have read: Slowly, I took out the two AA batteries in my pocket and stuffed them into the old-looking flashlight. 3. How to write the Invincible Water God: Now, I have an old-fashioned flashlight in my hand. Holding it, I felt uneasy. I looked at it and found that, like other old-fashioned flashlights, it had a cover on the hip that could be opened by rotating. When I opened the lid, as I expected, I was speechless when I saw that it was empty inside. My brows furrowed tightly, and the feeling of wanting to commit suicide by throwing myself into a lake hit me from all directions. Because I was faced with a difficult decision: go downstairs and buy two batteries, or find two batteries at home. Where is life without trouble? Although it is daytime and I haven't had breakfast yet, as an old-fashioned flashlight, it does not have two AA batteries in it, which is very, very unreasonable. Has anyone heard of such a thing? How could I allow something that no one had ever heard of to happen? I'm human too! I have feelings too! ! ! Just... Making a choice is really, really, hard. When I go downstairs to buy batteries, I have to put on clothes and pants, I have to be careful that I forgot to bring my keys, I have to avoid speeding cars on the street, and I have to be wary of meteorites in the sky; thinking about this, I am speechless. . . But if you look for it at home, my dear friends, in this age, who else still has AA batteries in their home? I thought about it over and over again, and was in a dilemma. I thought about it for almost two hours. . . Finally, I couldn't help but let out a deep sigh. Well, I can only put these two AA batteries in my pocket. These two batteries were love tokens given to me by my former and former girlfriends. I thought I didn't have to make such a sacrifice, but it wasn't true. Everyone was involved in the whirlpool of flashlights and batteries. Life is a life of problem solving, and if you have an old-fashioned flashlight that doesn't have the right center of gravity, stick the batteries in it.

It has been more than ten years, no matter how beautiful the school beauty is, she has become an aunt, and she is still protective 😱

Damn awesome, this fishman second generation, I have abandoned this book for three or four years. Today I wanted to see if he had finished it on a whim, but he hasn't finished it yet. It is now November 2, 2022. Is anyone still reading it? Has Lin Yi's virginity been broken? 😂😂😂😂 Have his wives on earth been saved? What state are they in now?

Passed down from one generation to three generations, the book is still there when people leave 😵

Gods have appeared in the earth-level sea area. What kind of creation god is there? How to organize the heaven-level sea area? In the entire Tianjie Island, only the Tianjie sea area is the strongest? What about Fuejima? Moreover, he has reached the level of a god. Who is Lin Yi's father? Is Lin Yi still looking for his father? What about the transfer station? Not going? What about the center? Is the center so awesome? Can you stand on the level of God? This book gave me the feeling of several different types of books😅

Are there people who read this book 12 years ago who are still following it? Come out to pick up a dragon and make some bubbles. I have survived until I became the hall master😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄21.5 Million words

Brother, it's almost done. Let's start a new book. I started reading this book when I was in school. Now my son and daughter are one year old. You are still writing this book. We can't write one book for a lifetime. Let's start a new book. How about I give you a reward. I really don't have the courage to read this book. Stop it. Read a new book and finish this one, or just eunuch. There is no point in writing it anymore. Read the new book. I promise to give you a reward. How about ordering it all?

One day in 2099, my grandson told me: "Grandpa, grandpa, the school belle's personal assistant is over." I smiled and touched my beard and said, "If you don't spread rumors, you won't believe them."

That's an exaggeration, old fishman. I saw in high school that I was going to abandon the trap on Tianjie Island. At that time, there were only about 2,000 chapters. It must have been 8 years and I haven't finished it yet.

The book is good, and to be honest, it is really good to read. The front part of Tianjie Island still has some highlights. You can jump from Taikou Xiaojianghu to read it. There is no need to watch the 2000 chapters of Fuejao. They are all good. You can read the events in the Huangjie and Xuanjie sea areas and the beginning of Tianjie Island to Xiaojianghu. After reading these, you can watch the nebula of Fuejima. Tower battle, and then you can see the return of the two heroines of the Earth Sea, Chu Mengyao and Tang Yun, but Tang Yun has lost her memory 🙂. Of course, the story of the school belle's personal master is also returned, including the return of Wang Xinyan later 😁. Don't criticize me, I am reading it seriously 😁

This is the only novel I have read that I gave up halfway through. Water God, please accept my respect. I will never read another book by the second generation of fishman in my life, and I will never fall into the trap. That's it! Now that this book is like this, I wish the author can always keep writing and never end it (unless the author closes the book or other force majeure). Don't care what other people say, keep writing, and it's best to get the Guinness World Record. Come on.

In the second year of junior high school, I got my first mobile phone and the reading software recommended this book. At that time, I saw him going to that so-and-so island (well, I don't remember, I just remember that the heroine fainted), and I planned to read them all when he finished. Now I'm a freshman, fuck.

Oh my god, this book is not finished yet? 😰

I hope I can lose my virginity before the protagonist.

Very good. From 11 years to 22 years, I can still guarantee two updates a day. Come on, I hope you are still writing when my son reads it.

I watched it when I was a kid, and I'm still updating it now. I'd like to ask, is the male protagonist still a boy?

I think so! Following this trend, you can apply for the Guinness World Records. What if you succeed?

I gave up, and after the great luck came out, the great rough stone came out. After the rough stone came out, is there still the original god? I don't know where the people who came before have gone. The appearance is too ugly. I'll look at it later when I've filled the hole.

The mutated Qi inside Sun Jingyi's body is in ruins. Shouldn't this pit be dealt with? I hope everyone can give me some support and remind the author

Comrade Lao Yu, let me give you some advice. Lin Yi and his father can no longer hold on any longer. Hurry up and ask Lin Yi to help.

After watching it for more than ten years, I feel that this break will be permanent. How about a well-written successor?

Ten years ago I thought about reading the finale of this book, but I have given up now.

Someone hurry up and kill Lin Yi, and rush into the sewer. This book is getting more and more disgusting. I really can't stand it anymore. How come the author got sick and died when he went to Tianjie Island?

From Qi cultivation to physical training to rule cultivation to luck cultivation, some time ago we said that we can master a certain amount of rules, and the gods are 100%, but now we have not even mentioned it. Will we also have to practice the incense system in the future? In the divine level academy, we are the venerable yellow level and the xuan level venerable. Now we are the earth level venerable in the Inner Palace. In the divine domain, will we be the heaven level venerable? The next level of the venerable is the god level? What about after god level? Been watching it for over 10 years!

Stop calling it "The School Beauty's Personal Expert" and quickly change it to "I Conquer the World by Conquering Women"

That's not it. I started watching it in the second grade of junior high school. It's been fifteen years and I'm still updating it.