The Pet Compendium

Lili: Good little dragon, open the door. Hurry up and open it, big sister wants to come in.

Dragon: No, no, I won't open it. If there's no beauty here, I'm not opening it for anyone!

Lili: You little brat, getting cocky? Open the door, now, or I'll sell you to the emperor!

Dragon: Hmph, the emperor doesn't want me. He wants you!

Lili: Then I'll sell you to a female demon!

Dragon: Hmph, you wouldn't dare!

Emperor: I want both of you. One in my arms, the other in the frying pot.

Female demon: Wait, am I an important supporting female character now, too?

Author's rambling: To show off Lili's strength and give this story its happy ending, you'll all have to be cannon fodder for me!