Tea Devours the Nine Heavens

God King A: “Boss Lin Feng, hurry and give me a level-nine ‘Anesthetic Tea Crystal.’ I want to drug the Dark God King until he loses control of his bowels and bladder!”

Sword Saint B: “Boss, give me two ‘Mystic Insight Tea Crystals.’ I want to video chat with my girlfriend in another plane...”

Saint Archmage C: “Great Lin Feng, please give me one ‘Time-Stealing Tea Crystal!’ I want to transmigrate! Beauties of Earth, here I come!”

After being reincarnated, Lin Feng’s life became a complete mess.

[Zero Xi is back and revising this book. The opening has changed quite a bit, so feel free to start over and read it again.]

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