The Colorful Life of Er Feng

One day, Patriarch Bodhi, who had turned into a woman, suddenly came to the door and told the ordinary fat house Erkuang that he was the reincarnation of a heavenly deity (a toilet servant). From then on, Er Feng's life was filled with all kinds of people. However, in their previous lives, these people were all extraordinary characters - Shen Wansan who built half of the city, Du Fu who was extremely poetic, Li Yuanba, the best hero in the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Bai Qi, the best killing god in the Spring and Autumn Period... These people's souls are all on the verge of awakening at any time. Any intimate action may awaken these peerless heroes. Just like that, the life of Er Feng, who could not touch or eat, and who had to guard against all kinds of bullshit ancient people going on a rampage, and all kinds of goddesses transformed into mothers descending to the earth to cause trouble, began. The toilets and toilets are all clogged. I'd rather attract the monkey than the monkey. The strongest one is Feng Erluo. In order to maintain the peace of the three realms, he is very busy wielding a leather spatula and a toilet brush. If a light-hearted article can remind readers of that warm or wonderful college time, it will be the author's greatest success. QQ readership: 117295236, thank the sponsors for the dancing pumpkin.