Diablo: The Little Cockroach

“Ah, Arthas, what brings you here?” Payne asked the cool-looking Death Knight before him.

“At my master's summons!” Arthas said, bowing to Payne.

“And you too: Skyfire, Omniknight, Spectre, Phantom Assassin, Prophet...” Payne looked at the lineup behind him and was lost for words.

“At our master's summons!” they all answered in unison.

“Are you talking about me?” Payne was already starting to lose it. These were all his pets.

“Hit me once, and see if I'm dreaming,” Payne told his pets.

And so Payne was reduced to a pile of minced meat...