Enjoy the Song Dynasty

It's really boring to be inexplicably transported to this ancient time. I don't have anything to do, not even a flush toilet, and it's impossible to play a game... But it doesn't matter, isn't I a time traveler? Let's see how I guide the entertainment industry of the Song Dynasty: Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Kingdom of Heaven, and, yes, World of Warcraft... But as we play, why has this history changed? The Western Xia and Liao Kingdoms were crippled, and Japan became a state of the Song Dynasty. As for the Mongols, they were crying and shouting to join the Song Dynasty to play together. Please, is this Song Dynasty person capable of becoming one if he wants to? No matter what, I have to submit a certificate of nomination, right? Our demands are not high, just bring me Jerusalem. … Princess, I didn't mean to see you taking a bath. Besides, no one knows, so you don't have to force me to be your consort, right? And I already have a wife, more than one. Your Majesty, I'm really not an official. You see me as a pure, kind and upright person, so you have the heart to throw me into that big dye vat and destroy me? What? It's okay not to be an official, but I want to be your Taifu? Do you think I look like a teacher? Old man Wang, I have tolerated you for a long time. You have repeatedly attacked me. Why do you think I am easy to bully? Believe it or not, if I say something today, you will be dead intact tomorrow?