Turning Grass into a Demon

【This story is shameless and silly, a lighthearted romp meant only to make you smile! It's complete, so dive right in! My new book, Wedding Joy, is a cheerful new adventure. The link is below, so come on in!】 No fragrance of flowers, no lofty trees. I'm just a little blade of grass on Kunlun Mountain, carefree and happy... What? Why do I have to cultivate to become an immortal? I'm just a little blade of grass passing through, minding my own business! My pleas were useless, rejected... My protests were useless, rejected... Thunder, hurry up and strike me dead! You can't kill me? What a wretched life for a blade of grass...