Alien Courier

This is the legend of a courier from another world... "As long as you want it, I can deliver it to you..." "Treasure? No problem, I guarantee it will be delivered intact!" "Warcraft? I guarantee it will be alive and kicking!" "Army? This... I didn't mean to start a war! I'm just a courier!" "Angel? OH, boss of the God of Light, do you want to marry Lucifer?" "Beauty? This... This... Can I accept it myself?" "Three thousand thunder methods, close range, long range, I can play with you however I want. Remember, don't rob the courier!"