The Martial World’s Culinary History

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So what if they're martial artists? They still need clothes and food!

And what if they're great heroes? They still need wine and romance!

It's easy to take things for granted when you're not the one running the household. Don't you know self-reliance and self-sufficiency are all the rage now?

Our “Gold and Silver Manor” has neither gold nor silver. All we've got is you self-important heroes! So what if your martial arts are peerless? So what if you're ridiculously handsome? Do you think the Queen Mother will rain down pies just because you're good-looking?

If you want wine, hurry up and water the cabbages in the back garden!

One bright and early morning, Palace Mujiu, steward of Gold and Silver Manor, stood with one hand on her hip and pointed at certain people as she said this.

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