Please Don't Call Me Beckham

"We would like to welcome Leeds United, the champions of the 2008/09 English Football Champions League. I hope they will have a happy stay in Super League next season!" … "As long as Leeds needs me, I'm willing to stay here even if they offer me a single-digit weekly salary!" … "Manchester United announced that it will introduce Leeds United's right back David Wang at a price of 30 million. He will wear the No. 7 Shirt to fight for Manchester United next season." … "The ball is in! The ball is in! In the 93rd minute, Manchester United's David Wang scored Casillas' goal with an iconic free kick! Manchester United will win this UEFA Champions League!" … "The newly promoted Leeds United announced that they will bring back David Wang at a price of 5 million! This former Manchester United coach Ferguson's favorite only played 10 times for Manchester United after being injured..." … "David, David..." The fans waved scarves and shouted a name. "David!" "Huh?" "It's okay now, we will never walk alone!" Under the sun Chris's white teeth were shining. Elland Road White clothes beat snow!