Shennong

She likes tending flowers, planting grass, walking the dog, and counting her money! The game staff are losing their minds. You can't play like that!

Then how should I play? PvP? I don't like it, it's too violent! Leveling up? Uh, I'm a little lazy and a little timid! Quests? Too much trouble! Making money? I like that, but let someone else handle the headache-inducing parts!

The audience asks, “So what do you want to do?”

The Grass Girl throws her head back and laughs. “I want clicks, recommendations, and favorites. I love pink tickets most!”

Silence. A moment later, everyone wordlessly picks up a square brick. Want a brick to the head?

A clueless heroine in an online gaming novel. Read with caution if that's not your thing.