Wolf and Water Margin

Pan Jinlian opened the window, the stick fell, and history was changed at this moment—— If Pan Jinlian had not opened the window, he would not have met Ximen Qing—— If Pan Jinlian had not met Ximen Qing, he would not have been forced to cheat—— If Pan Jinlian had not cheated, Ximen Qing would not have poisoned Wu. Dalang ——If Ximen Qing had not killed Wu Dalang with poison, Wu Song would not have killed Ximen Qing in anger—— If Wu Song had not killed Ximen Qing, Wu Song would not have gone to Liangshan—— If Wu Song had not gone to Liangshan, Fang La would not have been captured by Wu Song with one arm—— If Fang La had not been captured by Wu Song Capture it, and Fang La will seize the country of the Song Dynasty—— After the country of the Song Dynasty is seized, there will be no Jingkang shame and Jin soldiers entering the pass—— There will be no Qing Dynasty—— There will be no seclusion and Empress Dowager Cixi—— There will be no Opium War and Eight-Nation Alliance. Military aggression and unequal treaties—— Capitalism first developed in China—— In the 21st century, China will be the only superpower in the world, and the United States, Japan, and Vietnam are just floating clouds—— And we no longer have to worry about houses, cars, and money! So, Pan Jinlian, if you have anything to do, please open the window! The reason why I have to come to work so early is because of the house with a bigger butt. Today, my life is ruined by Pan Jinlian! ! !

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