Douluo Dalu: I Keep Courting Death with My Death-Return Ability

[No deliberate character derailment, mostly]

Ye Wuyue never imagined that one offhand online insult about Yu Xiaogang would send him straight to Douluo Dalu.

He became a classmate of the three future members of Spirit Hall's Golden Generation at the Soul Master Academy. And because his talent was so outstanding, and his Martial Soul was a tangible entity outside his body, Star Platinum, he was immediately selected by Bibi Dong to join Spirit Hall.

But before he could even start building a relationship with Hu Liena, they sent him to serve as a research subject for Yu Xiaogang?!

Luckily, he had an infinite-retry System that let him reload as many times as he wanted.

So, looking at Bibi Dong, who sat in the papal seat with an imposing air, Ye Wuyue slowly began:

"Bibi Dong, I...!"

Qian Renxue: "Wuyue, are you my little brother?!"

Ye Wuyue: "Xiaoxue, you're being naughty. And put your Martial Soul away."

Gu Rong: "Kid, you made Rongrong cry. Aren't you going to do something to cheer her up?"

Ye Wuyue: "Don't cry, Rongrong. You'll not only get uglier in the future, you might even lose your hair and grow spots, mmph!"

Tang San: "Brother Wuyue, is the Mandala Snake really a good fit for my Blue Silver Grass?"

Ye Wuyue: "Absolutely, bro. Why are you asking?"

Tang San: "Master says I'm better suited to a Ten-Year Solitary Bamboo..."

Ye Wuyue: "Damn it, if I don't beat Luo Sanpao into a pork ball in three minutes, I'll eat my hat!"