I Am the Demon Lord! Who Are You Calling an Immortal Master?

After being sealed away by righteous cultivators for three hundred thousand years, the great Demon Lord Lu Xiang arrives in a highly advanced modern world of cultivation.

The bad news: his cultivation is gone, his body destroyed, and only his remnant soul remains.

The good news: he has a cheat-level cultivation technique that lets him turn other people's negative feelings toward him into cultivation.

"I've got it! I'll pretend to be one of those old masters who live inside their disciples' treasures and take on disciples. Under the pretense of guiding their cultivation, I'll wreck their paths to immortality, give them hope, then plunge them into despair. Won't those negative feelings just skyrocket?"

Then Lu Xiang discovers that his disciples are all nuts.

"I was the worst student in the entire grade, but my esteemed master saw the potential in me and cared for and guided me in every way. I could become an Earthly Immortal only thanks to my master's hard work!"

"People call me the greatest martial immortal of all time, but I actually started out as a Confucian cultivator. Fist and foot techniques were my weakest area. Master Lu patiently guided me and overruled everyone's objections to help me change paths. That's how I found my own road to immortality. I will always remember Master Lu's teachings."

"Because I have the blood of the demon race in me, I've been shunned and isolated since childhood. Everyone who got close to me wanted something, but Immortal Master Lu treated me with pure kindness and told me that demon immortals are immortals too. After meeting Lord Lu, I realized that there are still true immortal masters like him in today's cultivation world!"

Lu Xiang: "I'm from the demonic path! Who are you calling an immortal master?"