Help! The Young Lady Insists I Save the World

At seventeen, Xu Junke is so broke he has only 104.44 yuan left in his bank account. Then, in a back alley, he comes across a strange man who spits up a black goldfish before dropping dead. Xu casually reports the bloodstained iron box the man left behind to the authorities. He thinks he's merely an unlucky law-abiding citizen, until that very night, when a brutal beast bristling with bone spikes tears him apart in a dream, over and over, a thousand times! At the brink of despair, the higher-dimensional relic parasitizing the iron box, the [Final Register], and its sharp-tongued raven spirit, the [Feather of Fate's Rewriting], are forcibly activated. This is a bizarre book that records the lives of the dead. By consuming soul essence, Xu Junke can experience a dead person's final moments and lingering obsessions from a first-person perspective. He can not only seize the dead person's peak abilities, but also distill humanity's most extreme sorrows, from getting laid off to being dumped after pining for someone, to childhood trauma, into a large-scale psychic weapon called [Ashes of the Wail]! Hunted by assassins from the dark web, forcibly recruited by the sharp-tongued young lady in a wheelchair, Su Lengyue, and faced with an abyssal rift overhead that could collapse and come crashing down at any moment, Xu Junke, timid on the outside but tough within, wipes away a bitter tear. To avoid becoming monster fodder, he can only open the diaries of the dead, wring every last drop from the deceased through millions of trial runs at dying in every imaginable way, and turn all those indescribable evil gods into sobbing, miserable depression sufferers!