We Got Our Marriage License, So Why Can't I Cultivate Immortality?

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Why is he a mortal?

After the world changed, spiritual energy erupted.

Chickens learned to cultivate immortality, dogs became spirits, and even bugs by the roadside counted as immortal beings.

Yet Xiao Yao was more mortal than anyone could be.

But in the eyes of others, he was a rare treasure, the kind that appeared only once in countless ages.

Xiao Yao: "Oh no, I think I've become a heavenly treasure."

The good news: He has a stone gate leading to another world.

The bad news: Cultivators are coming to settle things in person.

Xiao Yao: "I just wanted to mine some ore and earn some spiritual energy. Why does the entire cultivation world want to invite me for tea?"

Let me get a permit first. Then watch as heaven and earth lose their luster.