The Fake Mermaid Is Sweet and Soft, and the Elites at Prestigious Schools Fight Madly to Claim Her

[Noble Beast Academy] [Multiple Male Leads, All Pure] [Airheaded Female Lead] [Rivalry and Romantic Chaos]

Bai Ming was a capybara who had lived for four hundred years. Her rules for a happy life were simple: take a soak, zone out, and munch on lettuce.

After some lunatic fished her out of the riverbed where she was fast asleep, the whole school mistook her for an S-rank female mermaid and worshipped her like a goddess.

S-rank males fought every day for her mental comfort.

The chaste snow leopard was icy toward her in person, but at night, he would bite the tip of his tail and humbly play the lapdog for his online sweetheart.

The ferocious leopard cat bit everyone it saw, but when she stroked its fur and gave it a mint, it would whine and act all sweet.

The fearsome Calamity Raven awkwardly filled her desk drawer with clean, shiny pebbles as a courtship gift.

The outwardly warm but inwardly cold albino serpent only treated her like a hot-water bottle, but eventually wrapped itself around her waist and begged for affection.

The reclusive, sinister young master of the Ghost Butterflies kept everyone at a distance, yet willingly called off his swarm of poisonous butterflies and awkwardly tugged at her clothes to stop her from leaving.

Even the clingy, pampered little otter she had picked up was secretly an aquatic tyrant capable of tearing apart the Abyss with its bare hands.

Bai Ming contentedly gave up trying. They only loved mermaids. Once they found out who she really was, she could go back to sleeping at the bottom of the river.

Then the real mermaid arrived in grand fashion and exposed her on the spot: "She's just a vulgar capybara. She doesn't even have a fish tail!"

Bai Ming was relieved. She grabbed a plastic stool and turned to leave. "Your mermaid is here. I'm out."

But the top powerhouses didn't even glance at the real mermaid. Red-eyed, they cornered the little capybara and rubbed against her desperately.

"What mermaid? You're the only one I want!"

"Big sister, please pet me... I'll fall apart without you..."