Douluo: Everyone Has a System? Everyone's Absurd!

Torture the third-rate and the weak, collect every heroine. An absurd comedy for laughs. Don't read if that's not your thing!

Xiao Jue gets the Original Sin System and is happily preparing to reach the pinnacle of life.

But then a truck hits him and the System, sending them flying. They transmigrate to Douluo Dalu, and the fragments scatter across the world!

Even more absurdly, every fragment turns into some bizarre System.

Tang San gets the Divine Choice System. Whenever he triggers a choice, he receives a reward, but the side effect is random.

Tang San: "It's just a boil, I can ignore it!"

Tang San: "Why is it a hemorrhoid?! This is going to be the death of me!"

Oscar gets the Shock System, which lets him exchange shock points for rewards. So he starts doing reckless things: slapping Flender's butt, taking a dump in front of everyone at the Soul Fighting Arena...

Ma Hongjun gets the Black Tiger A Fu System. "Crow Takes Flight!" "Tornado Destroys the Parking Lot!" "Monkey Steals the Peach!" Each move is more ridiculous than the last!

Xiao Wu gets the Outfit-Changing System. Signing in unlocks all kinds of outfits: nurse, playboy bunny, and even Xiao Wu in a Shiranui-style outfit... They all appear in front of Xiao Jue.

Ning Rongrong gets the Tycoon System. Spend money on good-looking people and get a hundredfold cashback. When she sees Xiao Jue, whose looks score a perfect 100, her eyes light up. "I'll cover this one!"

Zhu Zhuqing gets the Affection System. Raising Xiao Jue's affection for her makes her stronger!

As for Xiao Jue, he possesses the Seven Original Sin Martial Souls and sets out to recover the System fragments.

The original plot gradually falls apart, and the Systems get more and more bizarre:

Tang Hao runs around carrying a sound system, Zhao Wuji practices the Flash Step, Flender summons a cow, and Yu Yuanzhen yells, "Man! Man!"

And now monsters from another world are showing up too? Dinosaurs, Ultraman, Devil Fruits, zombies?

Everything's gone haywire!