Ten Thousand Ghostly Artifacts, and Even Evil Cultivators Must Hand Them Over to the Nation

"Hello, security officers?"

"Yes, comrade."

"I want to turn in a sentient cleaver I brought back from an illusionary realm!"

"All right. Stay where you are and don't move."

Half an hour later

"The patient has been incapacitated. The weapon has been secured. The danger is over!"

"Hello, security officers?"

"You again?"

"I want to turn in a demonic cultivator I brought back from another world."

"Quick, get a helicopter here and bring them in as fast as possible!"