Making Paper in the Late Han Dynasty: Emperor Xian Begs Me to Ascend the Throne

Dong Zhuo teams up with Lü Bu, and no one under Heaven will submit;

Yuan Shu can't be trusted. He declares himself emperor, then runs off;

One fire at Guandu, and Yuan Shao is reduced to dry bones;

When Cao Aman makes his entrance, the whole world trembles;

With Zhou Yu and Lu Su, Sun Quan holds on to Eastern Wu;

Only I have papermaking. I present it to Emperor Xian, who enjoys a life of luxury and even calls me his father figure. I say it's ridiculous, but then he starts crying...

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