Bound to a Smartass Top Student System, I Become Invincible Through Roasting

[Absurd comedy] [Stress relief] [Scheming] [No getting pushed around] [Urban fantasy] [Old Fox System] Others transmigrate to conquer the world. Shen Dong, on the other hand, gets bound to an “Old Fox Top Student System.” All he has to do is use hard science to rile people up and he can grow infinitely stronger. When his boss relentlessly dangles empty promises and manipulates him, Shen Dong fires back with a formula: “According to Shannon’s information theory, the information entropy of the three minutes of nonsense you just spouted is zero. In physics, we call that bullshit.” [Ding! The boss’s sanity has collapsed. Reward: 100,000 yuan and the absolute defense of a “non-Newtonian fluid”!] From then on, Shen Dong barrels down the one-way road of “using science to make snide remarks,” with no intention of turning back. His sweet-talking stepsister wants him to transfer money? He uses game theory and psychology to calculate that she owes him 20,000 yuan. A multinational conglomerate tries to monopolize the market? He pulls out controlled nuclear fusion and gives the capitalists a brutal lesson in thermodynamics. Watching the villainous bigwigs get so furious they wind up in the ICU, Shen Dong lifts his thermos and spreads his hands helplessly: “I’m just a law-abiding top student, sharing a few fun facts. Why are you all on your knees?” [Reading guide] Pure satisfaction: No getting pushed around. Get even on the spot, and win through overwhelming superiority. Hard science comedy: Nobel Prize-level theories, all used to argue with idiots. It’s a blast even if you switch your brain off, and you might learn a fun fact or two if you keep it on!