Sky Screen: A Blind Date with Wang Zhaojun, and the Chanyu Sends His Army That Very Night

The sky screen descended, and Wang Zhaojun appeared across the table from Zheng Beichuan. Just moments ago, the woman seated there had been a blind date who looked down on him for his lack of prospects.

Sky Screen: The screen master must continue his date with Wang Zhaojun and make her his girlfriend within three months. Otherwise, the screen master’s height will decrease by 1 cm.

Zheng Beichuan: I can’t even win over an ordinary girl. How am I supposed to pursue Zhaojun, one of the Four Great Beauties? Damn sky screen, if you want to make me shorter, just say so!

Wang Zhaojun: Is this beyond the frontier? How is it even more prosperous than Chang’an?

The Chanyu: Who is that peerless beauty? What, she’s Wang Zhaojun! Emperor Yuan of Han broke his word and actually left her alone with another man. Send troops to Chang’an at once!

Emperor Yuan of Han, Liu Shi: I’m innocent! You little brat in the screen, who can capture him for me?

Cao Cao: Such a beauty, whose wife is she?