Damn, I Married Shui Someone

Lin Dazhuang, from Rongnan, graduated from high school at eighteen but failed to get into college. He pressured his wage-earning parents into handing over 500,000 yuan for a "bride-price," opened a shop, and lost every last cent after two years. His parents cursed him as a "useless little brother" and wouldn't let him live at home. With a heart full of bitterness, he went to work in real estate sales, where his performance ranked dead last. His boss also cursed him as a "good-for-nothing."

He didn't dare go home, and the company didn't want him. On a bustling city street, he gave 500 yuan of the 550 he had left to a ragged old man for his trip home, leaving only 50 yuan in his own pocket. His brow furrowed so tightly it seemed about to burst.

The old man returned and pressed a finger to the crease between his brows. Medical arts, astrology and divination, cultivation, and alchemy flooded into his mind. His body grew light as a feather, and his eyes could recognize the value of any item.

From then on, Lin Dazhuang started out at a foot massage parlor in an old alley, identifying treasures and finding hidden bargains, then refining pills and making a comeback. In Rongnan, he fought both openly and behind the scenes against the four great families. The cool and beautiful doctor Chen Qinghe, the celestial maiden of the mystical sect Lin Jianwei, and the bickering sweetheart Huang Wanqing all competed for the best husband. A joyful new world unfolded before him.

With beauty-restoring pills and life-extending pills, he overcame one setback after another and eventually built a top-tier star company. He established a charity fund to help elderly neighbors, support children from struggling families in their studies, and repay his parents, brothers who had stood by him through hardship, classmates, and the kind neighbors who had never rejected him.

The old immortal's legacy of bringing warmth to the world lives on.