Senior Brother, Don't Panic! I Brought a Staff!

The mighty Qinglan Sect, and nobody will fix the mountain gate even though it's collapsed? That's right! The Qinglan Sect is dirt poor. So poor that Master sent me down the mountain to bring our senior brothers back to do the repairs. Fine. I'll take Da Huang and head down. Along the way, with my third-level Qi Refining cultivation and a rolling pin in hand, I'll teach anyone who won't behave a lesson. The riffraff at the waystation mock us for being poor? One whack sends them flying. The Spirit Beast Garden tries to swindle us? I'll swindle them right back, and swipe a little female dog on the way out. Breaking off an engagement? Our eldest senior brother is aloof, and Senior Bai Zhen has pursued him over seventeen thousand times. You call that breaking off an engagement? The Xiaoyao Sect is forcing a marriage? And they even made Second Senior Brother shovel crane dung? Are we supposed to put up with that? Grab your weapons and kick their asses! Anyway, I came down the mountain for three things: find my senior brothers, get some gear, and beat up anyone I can't stand. I'm Xiao Shiyi, a stingy but formidable junior brother. Senior Brothers, don't panic. I've brought my stick!