I Really Do Want to Retire

Fang Chen is over fifty and had worked his way up to middle management at a company, only to be unexpectedly fired. Even his wife thinks he’s useless and has taken their child back to her parents’ home. He should be at retirement age, but he unexpectedly gets bound to a damnable System. It says he has to keep working until retirement to receive a ten-billion-yuan bonus, and he also has to work at a company of its choosing. Fang Chen thinks it over. He’s already in his forties, and retirement is still more than a decade away. After giving it some thought, Fang Chen decides that won’t do. He has to retire right now. “I told you, all I do is slack off. Can you stay away from anything that might get in the way of my retirement?” Also known as: This Boss Wants to Go Bankrupt Every Day; Overtime? No Way. Slacking Off and Retiring Is the Way to Go; Nobody Gets to Interfere with My Retirement