The Transmigration-Era Work-Skipping Specialist

What do you do when you discover that the project you just joined is a huge trap? - An ordinary office drone: Analyze the problem, clarify the goals, manage upward, and define everyone’s responsibilities and limits. - A transmigrator: First transmigrate to another universe, then create a “closed timelike curve” as a return route, traveling back to a few days before you left. Finally, shamelessly refuse to join the project. What do you do when you want a relaxing vacation but your boss won’t approve it? - An ordinary office drone: Patiently talk it through with the boss, prepare for every contingency, and give them a reason they “can’t refuse.” - A transmigrator: Why rely on your boss to take a vacation? Just transmigrate to a universe with a Western classical garden, spend a few weeks there, then transmigrate back. Sip the coffee you poured just before leaving, still hot, and return to your desk to keep slacking off. “System”: Repeat after me: the “Transmigrator’s Oath” Love your country and family; be honest and kind. Be able to use mathematical tools within the “superstring” framework to describe how open-string fermions transform into closed-string “transmigrons.” Be proficient in at least one method of inducing D-brane resonance. Transmigrate in moderation. Don’t cause trouble for society or disrupt causality between universes! Me: That’s too long to remember. I’m skipping work to transmigrate!