I Told You to Be a Failure, Not to Write Journey to the West!

【My name is Lin Xing. I'm a failed novelist, and I just awakened a Novel Vault. But I have to become the head of story development at an entertainment company to unlock it. Who would be stupid enough to hire a failure like me as a director?】 【My name is Tang Shiyao. I love to lie flat, and I just awakened a Rebate System. Whenever I invest in a novel's creator and they lose money, the System compensates me tenfold! But where am I supposed to find an idiot who can keep losing money?】 “Aren't long novels supposed to have no readers? Then what's going on with your Record of an Ordinary Man's Immortal Cultivation?” “Isn't Cthulhu fiction supposed to be niche? How come everyone knows the one you wrote?” “Didn't you say classical Chinese was hard to understand? Then what on earth is your Journey to the West?” “I asked you to change your style, and you came up with the elegant Dream of the Red Chamber?” “Damn you, you sneaky author! I'm about to lose it~” Tang Shiyao watched Lin Xing gradually ascend to the pinnacle of world literature. Having failed to lose even a single penny, her mind was buzzing, and she looked utterly miserable.