To Become a Sea Cat, I Decided to Be a Good Person

“If you had the chance to start your life over, what would you do?” “Could I skip being human and become a sea cat?” “Ahem. Maybe you didn't hear me properly. I mean, if you had a childhood friend destined to become a national idol, and another childhood friend hailed as a world-class pianist, which would you choose?” “What does that have to do with me wanting to be a sea cat?” “Why the hell are you so set on becoming a sea cat?!” “Because I want to shit freely on everyone's head.”