Dungeon Exploration Addiction

"There's a well-paid job to take out a swarm of slimes." "Not interested." "Then... there's an urgent quest to wipe out some goblins." "Not interested. Not interested." "How about stone golems? I saved this one especially for you..." "Not interested. Not interested. Not interested." "...There's a job to investigate a dungeon." "I'll take it!" [Not quite D&D]