I Transmigrated into a Cultivation World and Can Communicate with the Author

After being struck by a truck on the twenty-eighth floor, I discover that I've transmigrated into the cultivation world of a novel, and that I've gained the ability to communicate with the author... While others cultivate by finding masters and snatching opportunities, I haggle with the author using nothing but my silver tongue. Before a secret realm even opens, I already know which paths will get people killed. When a prodigy starts showing off, I immediately request that a dark chapter from his past be added and exposed.