No KPIs in the Cultivation World

After transmigrating into the cultivation world, the first welcome gift Lu Zhibai receives is an expulsion talisman: move out within three days or have your spiritual root crippled and be cast out of the sect. In his previous life, he was an HR director at a major corporation. He personally laid off three hundred people, only to be laid off himself and die suddenly at his desk. In this life, has he woken up only to be made redundant again? Fortunately, he awakens the Eye of Contracts. The terms and loopholes in every contract and oath in the cultivation world are laid bare before him. The steward's merit ledger is falsified? Have a contract lightning bolt. The sect's performance-based eliminations? Let's take a look at the job-security clause. The Celestial Bureau's spiritual-energy tax? Even auditors wouldn't dare make up a rate like that. “You treat the rules like a whip. I treat them as rules, so they're the ones whipping you, not me.” From the servant quarters to White Jade Capital, Lu Zhibai has managed accounts, audited contracts, and flipped the table. The overworked wage slaves of the cultivation world, your HR is here. Let's stick to the terms!