Three Kingdoms: Sima Yi, Slow Down!

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms era, a clueless Zhang Shan becomes Zhang Rang’s adopted son, only to be cornered in the palace by Yuan Shu that very night. Three tricks to stay alive: take off your pants, jump into the Yellow River, and ask the little assistant. After narrowly escaping with his life, he finally discovers that Sima Yi, the ultimate winner, is in Wen County, just thirty li away! Zhang Shan is overjoyed: He’s found himself a powerful patron! His future is set! Xu Huang? Zhang Liao? Not interested! He finds the Sima family’s home in Wen County, but Sima Yi is in Luoyang; he returns to Luoyang, but Dong Zhuo has marched into the city and everything is in chaos; and when he tries to get back to Wen County, Yuan Shao’s army is bearing down on the area, so he can’t get through... Ten-year-old Sima Yi turns around and mutters, “Was that a ghost?”