Qiaoqiao's Incredible Adventure

Qiao Shuang was an utterly ordinary college student. One day, after meeting a delusional girl who claimed to be a cultivator, his everyday life underwent an unbelievable change (The author’s hands are suddenly pinned down as they type.) Author: ? Qiao Shuang (shaking his head): Too normal. Author: ...Huh? Qiao Shuang: You have to be crazy to write web novels. You can’t write them well if you’re not crazy. Author: ... He suddenly realizes something, reaches enlightenment, grows solemn, and covers one eye with a hand. Amaterasu! A masterpiece is the work of a mad genius! I’ve seen this so-called great master, and he’s nothing special. I could take his place. The world’s madness adds up to eight pecks, and I alone take the whole bushel! Whatever I write, I dream about. Can you keep up with my Sandevistan? Come on, Qiao Qiao, set sail on your great voyage! Whether you understand it or not, just read it! (voice cracking, writhing and crawling away)