A Modern-Day Jigong: From the Start, I Saved a Germaphobic Beauty with Mud Pills

“You stinking beggar, how dare you rub filthy grime and feed it to my young lady!!” “This humble monk is saving her.” Li Tinglan transmigrated to a parallel world and became the only disciple of a poor, struggling temple. His life was wretched: his shoes were tattered, his hat was tattered, and the kasaya on his back was tattered. That’s right, he was a penniless monk! The good news: He had just turned eighteen and was about to head down the mountain to inherit Master Biyang’s estate, put an end to his poverty, and venture into the mortal world. The bad news: His master’s estate turned out to consist of a mountain of money debts and romantic debts! Debts incurred in his name, no less! And if he didn’t pay them back, it would cost him his life! He hadn’t even had a chance to enjoy the good life yet. He didn’t want to die! Li Tinglan: “Master, oh Master, you get to enjoy the blessings while I shoulder the debts. You really are a Biyang!” But! The good news: Li Tinglan had awakened the [Modern-Day Jigong System]. Come to think of it, with a System, what was there to worry about? He was destined to reach the peak of life! Who would have thought that the System’s beginner’s gift would leave him completely dumbfounded! His reward from the start was a [Universal Miracle Pill], but he had to rub it off his own body with his bare hands! Come on! Seriously! I bathe every day! Besides, who would dare eat something rubbed off like that? Huh? Someone over there has passed out? And she’s a mature beauty. Oh no! The mature beauty is at death’s door! Rub! Rub hard! Universal Miracle Pill! “Hey! What are you doing? My young lady has a cleanliness obsession. Don’t go near her! Ahhh! Stay back! You’re going to rub filthy grime and feed it to my young lady!!” Li Tinglan: “First of all, my name isn’t ‘Hey.’ It’s Chu… Li Tinglan, the modern-day Jigong. Move aside. Your young lady is about to kick the bucket. Let me stuff her mouth full of miracle pills!” “As for the consequences… we’ll talk about that when she wakes up!” …