Quit Pretending to Be a Servant! If You Dare, Slap Me to Death!

Lu Chen transmigrates to a cultivation world and awakens a cause-and-effect lottery system that rewards him with supreme treasure chests if he sincerely seeks death. If he tries to fake it, his account will be deleted. Thinking that life in the servant compound is cheap and worthless, Lu Chen promptly becomes a foul-mouthed thug. He kicks the lame man who carries water, slaps the mute who chops wood, and curses out the steward to his face every day. All he wants is for someone to kill him with a single slap so he can return home. But he never imagined that the lame water-carrier was a reclusive Demon Venerable, the mute woodcutter was a sword ancestor who had survived the tribulation, and the entire servant compound was a training ground for old acting masters! The old masters collectively imagine: “This boy has an extraordinary physique and a crystal-clear Dao Heart. There must be an age-old master plan behind his arrogance!” Lu Chen: “Please, just kill me!” The old masters: “Understood. The Holy Son is testing our resolve. We’ll protect him with our lives!”